SATURDAY

1. Desiree Davila is going to the Olympics with her second place at the Trials. Not bad for a no talent blue collar runner chick. I hope she medals.

2. I killed a fly, and I was compelled to urinate on its corpse.

3. The assumption is that Ron Paul voters will switch their allegiance to Mitt Romney in the general election. This is incredibly stupid.

4. A Facebook freethinker trashed Tim Tebow by comparing him to Lance Armstrong, an atheist and almost certainly a doper and a liar. I suppose Uncle Joe Stalin makes Lance look like a pretty good poster boy for the atheist side.

5. I am voting for Ron Paul in the SC GOP primary even if I am dead.

6. I knocked over a tri-geek's Cervelo bike. Then, I urinated on it.

7. I drank an entire pot of coffee this morning, and it didn't work. This is how I know I am sick.

8. If the USA can keep hounding, bashing, and provoking Iran, the Iranians might be dumb enough to start the war the USA has already decided needs to happen.

9. When the euro is dead, the Germans will urinate on it.

10. All Ron Paul has to do to give the election to Obama is endorse Gary Johnson. This just might happen. A fitting revenge on the GOP that snubbed them both.

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