MONDAY

1. Rand Paul would not let the TSA fondle his balls after finding something strange in the pornoscanner. They detained him. Bastards.

2. If you buy a Chevy Volt, you are a fucking idiot.

3. Two guys try and rob a Waffle House in Spartanburg, SC. One of the customers has a concealed weapon and makes someone's day. Sweet.

4. Taleb endorses Ron Paul for President. And people wonder why I like that guy so much.

5. SCOTUS slaps down the cops over GPS tracking devices. I think I see a pig peeling one of them off my car now.

6. Brad Warthen is a douchebag.

7. PSYCHOANALYSIS OF THE GOP RACE: Newt is the id. Mitt is the ego. Ron Paul is the super ego. Santorum is repressed homosexual desire.

8. Newt once called for the death penalty for pot smokers. Gary Johnson, a pot smoker, was not amused.

9. The death penalty for adultery might make Newt shut the fuck up. Actually, it wouldn't.

10. I think Brad Warthen has some repressed homosexual desires. He indulges them with a TSA patdown at the airport.

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