Random Thoughts on Various Subjects

1. NEWT

Newt Gingrich has been a disgrace since the 90s, and he disgraced himself again this week by tonguing Obama's nutsack by giving his endorsement to the individual mandate and castigating Paul Ryan's budget cutting plans. I am reminded of how Garry Trudeau used to draw Gingrich as a lit bomb in the Doonesbury strip. The guy is destructive in countless ways, but the best way is his self-destructive ways. This gigantic worthless sack of shit would be a nightmare as president. Basically, Newt headed straight to the center before the GOP primary season even began hoping to appease seniors and other parasites who are addicted to the big government tit. Needless to say, Gingrich is a worthless fucker, and I really have to laugh when pundits laud his rigorous "intellect." For such a smart guy, Gingrich is real dumb ass.

2. MITT

Mitt Romney is not much different than Gingrich. He just keeps his mouth closed or just flat out lies. That guy will say anything to get elected, and he does. Gingrich has the courage to stand for what he believes in. Unfortunately, what he believes in is wrong. Romney is a spineless fuck who believes in nothing more than getting into office. But both Gingrich and Romney are beholden to the same people who want the same thing which is more expansive government.

3. BACHMANN

Michele Bachmann has the best chance of winning in my opinion. This is not an endorsement but a frank assessment of where she stands. She is a evangelical born again pro-lifer which gets the Christian vote. She is pro-war. She is for smaller government, fiscal responsibility, and a leader in the Tea Party. In short, she is a unifier for the party and is Reagan with a vagina. Plus, she is kinda hot. If Palin decides not to run, Bachmann gets the Palin votes lock, stock, and barrel. Plus, she is tough in media appearances and can hold her own. She is going to be the one to beat.

4. PAUL/JOHNSON

I would love it if either of these guys got the nomination. But in a real world, neither stands a chance of winning. I will vote for Ron Paul in the primaries, but I know we will not see him on the ballot in November unless he goes third party. I will be voting for the straight ticket GOP regardless of the outcome. I despise Democrats.

5. SCHWARZENEGGER

Arnold busts his nut in a housekeeper a decade ago, knocks her up, pays for the kid, and keeps Maria in the dark. Without a doubt, Shriver needs to drop this sack of slime. The thing that blows my mind is why she had such little self-esteem to ever be with him in the first place. But even more mindblowing than this is how both the press and California Democrats didn't get wind of this scandal and ride it for political advantage.

The reality is that human beings are not monogamous. I doubt Maria has been faithful to Arnold. Here in SC, I fully believe that Governor Nikki Haley has slept with blogger Will Folks and countless others. I don't care either. Between celebrities, athletes, politicians, the boss at work, or whoever, it is quite obvious that adultery is more common than uncommon. Most people cheat. As such, only idiots get married.

6. KERSHAW COUNTY CRIME SPREE

In local news where I live, we had three (or more) gangstas terrorizing the community with a crime spree. They invaded homes and even robbed a Food Lion grocery store. People were scared shitless thinking these guys were perpetrating random acts of violence. In one of the home invasions, they shot and killed the guy because he was dragging ass on opening his safe. Then, they kidnapped the man's wife and child and forced her to drive them to another location. Of course, I knew the victims of the home invasions were actually drug dealers who had cash in their homes. Anyway, the cops got these guys, and it is one of those rare times when I applaud the job law enforcement did. The people involved with apprehending these guys should feel good about the job they did.

This is what law enforcement should be about. These were real criminals aggressing against real victims even if they were drug dealers. The fact is that drug dealers are not the ones we should be afraid of. I don't fear them because I know they are hustling to make their money albeit in a way that is against the law. I met a notorious drug lord in a bar once, and he was an honest, decent, and honorable man. It blew my mind. But you have to be this way to earn the trust and loyalty of subordinates. Commerce demands this. But being in the black market without police protection, this drug lord was always armed. The last I heard about him, he had caught a bullet. He lived, but I don't know if he is still living now. This guy is no threat to me or regular people. It is the people that rob people like him who are the real criminals. As with the crime spree where I live, those guys saw no difference between the drug dealers and the Food Lion. They just wanted the money.

7. DOMINIQUE STRAUSS-KAHN SEX SCANDAL

The only thing I can say about this is that the real scandal is at the IMF, and it doesn't involve sex. Unfortunately, the real scandal will go on unnoticed while the gossip swirls. The IMF is the aider and abettor of third world kleptocracy.

8. THE PRICE OF GAS

Gas prices are hurting right now. Businesses are finding it more expensive to operate. They pass their costs along to customers. Employees find the commute to work becoming more and more expensive. Overall, it sucks. Between politics, taxes, supply, and inflation, people are getting very pissed at the pump. Obama's bin Laden bounce in the polls is gone. The celebration ended when people realized they didn't have any cash left for cracky-snacks after filling their tanks.

9. THE RAPTURE

As I write this, the Rapture has not occurred. If Jesus does return, I invite him to kiss my atheist ass.

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