TUESDAY

1. Valentine's Day is bullshit. Love is bullshit.

2. Bobby Brown ruined Whitney Houston. I bet he put it up her pooper, too.

3. Michael Bay is going to direct a fourth Transformers film. Christ in a corset.

4. Burn, Greece, burn. Fuck your whole damn country.

5. Kate Upton is yummy.



6. Yes, it is photo shopped.



I would still bang her even with the cheddar.

7. Greece keeps getting collection calls, but it won't pick up the phone.

8. In South Carolina, the winters are mild until February when we get hit with a ton of shit. Then, spring comes in covering everything in pine tree pollen.

9. Gas should be at $5 just in time for Election Day. Of course, Obama might release some oil from the strategic reserves to prevent that from happening.

10. Iran has neutralized Stuxnet. Unfortunately for them, they still can't get rid of that annoying pop up ad from Hot Persian Chixxx.

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