Hey Jesse Ryder, why don't you F off

Excuse my language here, but could Jesse
Ryder please just F**k off.

Could he quit New Zealand cricket and take
his rather large stomach and poor attitude
with him.

Could he please leave so we can never see him
waddle between the wickets again.

Could NewZealand cricket please stop saying one
last chance, when talking about Ryder.

Go away Ryder, please go away, my least
favorite cricket player before you, Stephen
Fleming may of had the third worst conversion
rate in cricket history, but at least he
scored some runs and was able to hide
the indiscretions.

Here's hoping this was your final match.

Time will tell.

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