WEDNESDAY

1. Gee, Bachmann calls it quits. It's a total sausagefest now. She might be a VP candidate.

2. I'm not sure why Rick Perry didn't follow Bachmann to the exit. New Hampshire should finish him off.

3. Santorum should just go ahead and have gay sex and get it over with.

4. Does anyone know how to get santorum out of bedsheets?

5. Mitt has lit Newt's fuse, and everybody is waiting for the BOOM!

6. There is one positive thing I can say about Mitt Romney. His hair is way better than Donald Trump's hair.

7. Minimalism is a popular topic. Unfortunately, there isn't much to say.

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