MLK DAY

1. Bought a new Timex Ironman Triathlon watch to replace the one that got busted up sparring. Yes, I know it is an Ironman branded product, but the shit is only 30 bucks and WORKS. Triathletes are still douchebags.

2. I didn't watch the debate. I usually catch the Ron Paul highlights on YouTube. Life is too short to waste on listening to those other fucktards make promises they are never going to keep.

3. Ron Paul is catching flak for taking pricey plane trips. Granted, he could have taken coach. But considering he is forfeiting his Congressional retirement, I would cut the man some slack. First class is sweet, and I recommend it to anyone who can get it.

4. If your last name isn't Romney or Paul, go home.

5. Jay-Z says that he will lay off using "bitch" in his lyrics now that he has a daughter. I suppose this means he has 100 problems now.

6. Elton John and Madonna are having a bitch fight because Elton didn't win a Golden Globe he thought belonged to him. It went to the Material Girl instead. I must also add that Madonna's outfit was way better than Elton's as well. Plus, she doesn't need fake hair.

7. I don't consider myself to be a homphobe, but I have to admit that I find gay men highly annoying. They act like complete pissy little bitches.

8. I think Madonna could take Elton in a cage match. That bitch is on steroids.



9. They serve Maker's Mark in first class. Sure beats the soda and peanuts back in coach.

10. Newt says he's going negative. I doubt Newt reads my blog, but if he does, GO FOR THE MAGIC UNDERWEAR. That shit would be fucking awesome. You'll lose the Mormon vote, but you don't have it anyway. Ridicule that fucker's drawers!!

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