WEDNESDAY

1. Link love.

2. At this point, the most important thing Julian Assange can do for himself, Wikileaks, and freedom is to make some money.

3. Too much suicide in the news today.

4. There are gonna be a lot of Facebook millionaires. One of them will certainly be Tim Ferriss. Get ready for the hate, Tim.

5. If you own stock in Facebook, learn a lesson from the dot-com bubble. Sell that shit and buy some gold and Treasury bonds. This way you can keep paying the rent when Facebook becomes the next MySpace.

6. Asperger's syndrome is where you have a nerdy person who can't get laid because they spend all their time doing math and playing chess. I think that sums it up.

7. I know this guy who bought a new smartphone except he can't afford to pay the bill each month. Most of the time, his shit is turned off. I'm thinking that smartphones are dumb.

8. I had a nightmare that my indestructible dumbphone got destroyed. Seriously.

9. Peyton Manning is damaged goods. He needs to retire and go into coaching or broadcasting. The alternative is life in a wheelchair with a bowel specialist who scoops shit out of your rectum every other day.

10. Math and chess are looking very interesting these days.

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