VILLAINS--Michael Bloomberg

There is a lot to like about Michael Bloomberg. As a private businessman, he built his media company into a billion dollar outfit. He invented the Bloomberg terminal that keeps many Wall Street traders in the know. All-in-all, Mike is a pretty cool guy. Then, he got into politics. This is when he began to suck like no else before him.

Michael Bloomberg is the mayor of New York City and has become the most prominent nanny stater in the country. Bloomie has gone after cigarettes, trans fats in food, salt, and soda. Basically, if it is fun or tastes good, Mayor Mike is going to try and fuck you over for your own good. Gee, thanks, Mike. COCKSUCKER.

Naturally, Bloomberg is a hypocrite on all this shit. He used to smoke. He lets his friends smoke. He buries his food in a mound of salt. For the rest of New Yorkers, they get to eat bland food like you find in a hospital cafeteria.

I despise Michael Bloomberg. I wished he had remained a smoker, so he could hurry up, get lung cancer, and die. This would truly serve the greater good unlike his nanny state policies that are driving lawful activities underground in NYC. Bloomberg needs to learn how to mind his own fucking business.

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