WEDNESDAY

1. Does this woman look sane?







Definitely not a flattering pic. Plus, she looks a bit wrinkly here. Could it be left wing media bias? (Of course it is. I'm surprised they didn't get one of her taking a mean shit.)



2. They are cancelling George Lopez on TBS. Conan's ratings really suck. I bet Coco wished he had stayed on Late Night back at NBC. After this, it is straight to oblivion.



3. Everyone at Facebook is pondering the underlying reasons for the looting and the riots in London. I think it is just a bunch of punk ass kids stealing free shit. They don't need a reason to steal.



4. I have to say that Sarah Palin is hotter than Michele Bachmann but probably not as smart. They should do a lesbian porn scene together.



5. I got a new battery for my cellphone. The phone is four years old, and Verizon has been begging me to upgrade. Fuck that.



6. Dylan Ratigan blows a gasket on MSNBC, and you could feel the guy's passion. Then, he tried to come up with solutions to the shit we are in. This is when his ass took over the microphone.



7. I have spent the last two days debating anarcho-capitalism with a guy on Facebook. Here's the gist of my argument. I say, "SOMALIA." He says, "SOMALIA DOESN'T COUNT." As they say, I reject your reality and substitute my own.



8. Everybody wants to do a song with Jimmy Buffett:







9. The U-Man sends me this email message:



who the fuck is that BITCH using my name?! SHIT ON THAT HATER!!



Apparently, a member of the Unonymous collective has hijacked the U-Man's handle. I would recommend that people keep doing it.



10. Pure fucking hotness:

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