WEDNESDAY

1. An earthquake hits DC, and we think a few people spilled their fucking Scotch.



2. Steve Jobs turns in his resignation as Apple CEO. Sad news. No joke to make here.



3. The tabloids really want to see Will and Jada bust up. I'm damn pessimistic about love and a total misogynist. But even I can't be this big of a jackal after misery. Of course, I fully expect them to explode within ten years, but I'm not rooting for it.



4. Waiting for Qaddafi to show up in Cuba or Venezuela. There must be a secret club for dictators or something. They certainly stick together.



5. Adam Kokesh has lost his gig on RT. Rumors are swirling, but they all seem to center around campaign laws and foreign entities. Apparently, being an avid Ron Paul supporter and being employed by a Russian television network is illegal. Who knew?



6. I am an avid supporter of this:







Good dental health is the key to good living.



7. I really hate weasels in the workplace. They need to encounter a mouthful of fist.



8. Dick Cheney had a secret resignation letter. He says it was for the event that he had a heart attack or stroke. The real reason was in case Bush had a heart attack or stroke. It was certainly the one condition needed for him to be vice president--that he would never be president.



9. Tim Cook will do a good job as Apple's new CEO. Of course, if he starts wearing a tie, you know the company is utterly fucked.



10. For my country music vid of the day, I present to you the FLYING BURRITO BROTHERS!!







Not really sure if this is exactly country, but it is way more country than most of the country stuff they play on the radio today. Plus, you gotta love those suits!

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