SATURDAY

1. I absolutely knew Larry Flynt was going to make an offer to Casey Anthony to pose nude in Hustler. This is the tragedy that befalls those who become famous while not becoming rich at the same time. They have to bare their private parts to the world.

2. I would buy that magazine. Murderer or not, I am like a fly drawn to shit. I gotta see it.

3. They are going to kill off Charlie Sheen's character by having him get pusshed in front of a subway train. That is so fucking lame. Why not have him die the way Sheen is going to die? Let him OD on some drugs after a debauched weekend with whores.

4. I hung out at Hooters last night until after 11 p.m. It was a productive evening with the fellows because I discovered something new and exciting that I have been missing out on--Jersey Shore!

5. I am not posting pics of Snooki or the Situation. I mean it.

6. I am amazed at just how quickly conspiracy theories get started. The latest is that the SEALS that recently died actually died in the raid on OBL's compound. Undoubtedly, they were put on ice to "die" at a more convenient time politically.

7. I don't know if reaching the 5000+ friend limit on Facebook means you are a winner or a complete loser. In my case, I would say it means that I am a loser.

8. I will post this pic:



These girls work hard and deserve your support.

9. There is new and even greater evidence of liquid water on Mars. There is not any evidence of honor or common sense in Washington, DC.

10. Anonymous gets revenge on law enforcement by releasing hacked information. Of course, I don't know what they could release that could be more damaging or embarrassing to the cops than the news of them beating a homeless man to death.




To protect and serve. What a load of shit.

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