Random Thoughts on Various Subjects

1. ROYAL WEDDING



Kate and William tie the knot after seven years. From everything I have read of them, they seem like a down-to-earth couple. I was really impressed that William asked that people make charitable donations to his foundation instead of buying expensive wedding gifts. These two are total class unlike that aging fop Prince Charles.

Weddings are for women, and I am a bit sickened by all the attention the females give to this spectacle. They spend all their time comparing this one to the wedding of Princess Diana without noting the irony of it. Women focus more on the ceremony than the actual marriage which in the case of Charles and Diana was a total disaster. They do much the same with their own marriages as if the fairy tale is all that matters. Utter fucking stupidity.

The bottom line is that I am not a monarchist, and I think the people of England should turn the Queen out it into the street. But at least there is one good thing I can say about the old bag. She is powerless which is what all heads of state should be.

2. BIRTH CERTIFICATE

Obama releases the long form. Conspiracy theorists claim it is fake. This only shows that evidence is never sufficient for the nutjobs unless it supports the conclusion they have already drawn.

3. BERNANKE'S PRESS CONFERENCE

A Fed chairman has to do PR now. And who can we credit for this new openness at the central bank? Ron Paul, of course.

4. OIL COMPANY SUBSIDIES

Obama calls for an end to oil subsidies. I am with him totally on this one. But he still sucks cock.

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