WEDNESDAY

1. Word on the Net is that Obama referred to Americans as "slugs" on a hot mic recording that CBS refuses to release. What a cocksucker.

2. Manning makes it to Leavenworth. No word if he will have internet access.

3. With all this government bullshit, who gives a fuck about a goddamn birth certificate?!

4. I was not born. I was hatched.

5. On 4/20, there is a massive shortage of Dorito's.

6. I suspect all that foreign intervention in Libya might--MIGHT--be just about oil.

7. Lady Gaga relents and allows the Weird Al Yankovic treatment. I doubt it will affect fans in a negative way considering the chick wore an outfit made out of meat.

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