SATURDAY

1. Algeria decides to shut down Facebook, Twitter, and the internet. I wonder how that will turn out.

2. Trump says Ron Paul can't win. But Ron Paul can win CPAC and did.

3. Trump needs to fire his barber. Or maybe he should hire one.



4. I wonder if any couples have divorced because one partner couldn't stop playing Angry Birds.

5. Donald Trump is also considering a run as the new president of Egypt. He says he can restore those pyramids and maybe put a casino in there.

6. Publicly, all the politicians love the revolution in Egypt. Privately, they are going "FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!"

7. Arianna Huffington sells out to AOL. First, she was a conservative. Then, she became a progressive. Then, she challenged the MSM. Then, she joined them. Then, she spread her legs. . .

8. Republicans in Congress have zeroed out funding for public broadcasting in the budget. Will it stick? Or will Big Bird have to get a real job for a change?

9. Personally, I like Discovery Channel better than PBS.

10. Brad should have stuck with his woman instead of shacking up with that lesbian psycho.

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