Monday, June 15, 2009

MONDAY

1. That Sarah Palin is one feisty bitch. Letterman is getting his asshole reamed. He clearly misunderestimated her.

2. The best way to settle the election fiasco in Iran is to go ask the CIA who they rigged the votes for.

3. Steve Jobs will die, but the reality distortion field will delay the news for another two years. He might even be dead at this moment.

4. The reason Iron Man is the coolest movie superhero is because he doesn't have to overcome the dorky costume. Dressing up as a bat is hard not to laugh at. Dressing up in a suit of armor makes total sense.

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