TUESDAY

1. I admit it. I watch RT for this woman:



2. And this woman:



3. But NOT this woman:



4. Eat your peas? Have we come to this? Has balancing the federal budget become the equivalent of flossing your teeth?

5. Ron Paul is not running for re-election for his congressional seat. He is all in on this presidential run. It is too bad that he can't win against a flim-flam Mormon fuck from Massachussetts. Stupid people cannot elect a smart or honest president.

6. Netflix wants you to quit the DVD habit and go with streaming. So, they are jacking up the rates making people go to Redbox for the time being. I will discontinue the DVD rentals when they put their whole library on streaming.

7. Will Assange escape extradition? Even if he wins in a British court, he is virtually locked in the UK for life. Australia will send his ass straight to the USA, and I expect the USA to try and extradite him directly from the UK. Sweden was just easier, but they are going to get Assange. He should go ahead and save himself the trouble and get on the next flight to New York and challenge the US directly. Sometimes, you have to look tyranny in the eye and dare it to blink.

8. A woman chopped off her husband's penis and tossed it in a garbage disposal. Women worldwide cheer this action. What is it about women wanting to sever a man's dick?



9. Greece gets some bailout. Now, Italy and Ireland are bleeding out. I just want to see those dominoes topple across Europe. I want to see the utter implosion of the European welfare state, so I can rub it in the faces of American leftards.

10. I'm going to eat some peas and floss my teeth now.

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