Saturday, July 16, 2011

SATURDAY

1. Things are getting ugly in Facebook vs. Google+. Mark Fuckerberg wouldn't have this headache if he had simply stopped being what he is--a clueless fuck.

2. That Facebook IPO is not looking so hot now.

3. Chavez heads to Cuba for cancer treatment. Too bad he can't come to the USA because he might have a better chance of living. Fuck that commie bastard.

4. I got a call from Rupert Murdoch telling me that if I write anything bad about him that he will fist fuck me and keep me from ever being on Fox. He also told me that he cleared out my voicemail for me. Thanks, Mr. Murdoch! You are a swell guy.

5. Casey Anthony might be getting out of jail tomorrow. That poor bitch might wish she could stay in.

6. I wonder if Nancy Grace will send a cab to pick her up.

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