Friday, July 15, 2011

FRIDAY

1. Marc Anthony and Jennifer Lopez are busting up. Big surprise!

2. A gratuitous (but clean) picture of porn star Stoya:



3. I would post a pic of J.Lo., but her ass is played out.

4. Word has it that Tiger Woods is broke after his divorce settlement, loss of endorsements, and sucking ass on the golf course. My heart just breaks for that bastard.

5. The US recognizes a rebel group in Libya as the "legitimate" government. In other news, I have declared myself the King of Spain.

6. Huge Chavez vs. Cancer. Go, Cancer!

7. Rupert Murdoch is in a lot of hot water because of that phone hacking scandal. 5% of the population are genuinely upset while the other 95% are piggybacking just because they hate the fucker.

8. I have read all of the Harry Potter books and watched zero of the movies.

9. Emma Watson has matured nicely though.



10. Yo, Tiger: J.Lo. is back on the market. Go for some of that Latin spice!



I was wrong. That ass will never be played out!

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