MONDAY

1. I am back to doing what I call the "dailies." I used to do these quite a bit, but I fell off the habit because of my girlfriend.

2. My boss told me today that he noticed I was posting more on the C-blog. I told him I broke up with my girlfriend. My writing increases when I don't have a chick sucking my time and mental energy. I also work more and get more shit done.

3. I feel the need right now to take myself off the candidate's list for the head coaching position of the Dallas Cowboys. I will also not be pursuing the head spot with the Cleveland Browns. I feel I need this moment to spend more time with my family.

4. Hey, you all know this is bullshit. I ain't got no family. If the Browns call, I'm headed to Cleveland!!

5. It would be sweet if the Carolina Panthers got Bill Cowher. Really sweet.

6. It would also be really sweet if the Gamecocks could win a goddamn bowl game.

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