Random Thoughts on Various Subjects

1. LINDSAY LOHAN

Coke in your pocket? What a stupid bitch. Serious jail time for this chick.

2. A FEW GOOD MEN

A friend of mine lamented this week that there were no good men. It staggered me. I define a good man as a guy who doesn't do drugs, has a job, and can remain faithful to one woman. I know a bunch of guys like this including myself. The reason it is hard to find a good man is because good men WORK. They don't hang around with nothing to do like the losers these women end up with.

3. BRICKYARD

I would really love to see Tony win another race this week. It's time to get things rolling for the number 20 crew.

4. THE SHAMECOCKS

I admit it. Nothing is different under Spurrier than it was under Holtz when it comes to the criminal conduct of players. Personally, if I was the coach, my only concern would be if the players could make bail by kickoff. It isn't about character. It is about winning.

5. RON PAUL AND THE LP

I don't know why anyone wastes their time with the Libertarian Party. Seriously. It sucks that we have a virtual two-party system here in the USA, but it is what it is. But Paul's campaign has shown what libertarians need to do. Go with the GOP and become a force for liberty. The fact is that Ron Paul has done more to raise the profile of the freedom movement with his campaign than anything the LP has done, and he did it as a Republican.

Folks, the LP is dead. LP people need to register with the GOP and vote for Ron Paul.

6. PROVE IT

Here's how to debate a religionist. Tell them to prove their claims. They can't. Never stray from this demand for empirical proof. All religionists can do is recite their doctrines, but they can't prove that God exists. They will counter that you can't prove that God does not exist. But you can't prove a negative. The burden of proof is on the religionist not the atheist.

7. PRESIDENT CHENEY

Bush got his colon scoped this week and handed over presidential power to Dick Cheney for his time under this procedure. This has been fodder for jokes, but I am a bit more reflective on the wholte thing. I resent the implication that the President is like a driver with his hand on the wheel. This could be no further from the truth. The reality is that the President is a hood ornament along for the ride. He gets credit for being out front.

The President could go into a coma for the remainder of his term with no one in charge at all, and this country would do just fine. Hell, it would probably do better. The President does not control the economy or the decisions of millions of decisions made by individuals on a daily basis. The most the POTUS can do is be a nuisance.

About the only real power the President has is over foreign affairs where he can cause a bunch of shit. We see this with Iraq. Every presidency ends up resigning over domestic policy and becomes entangled in foreign affairs. Ironically, that's when the people get pissed at him and want him gone.

I will be glad when both Bush and Cheney leave office. I'll vote for whoever will get us out of Iraq at this point.

8. BECKHAM

David Beckham is now playing for the LA Galaxy. Yawn.

9. BRO'S BEFORE HO'S

Friends are more important than lovers. When lovers cheat on you or dump you, it will be your friends who will pick you back up. But they won't be there if you burn them over a shot of ass.

10. TRUE SHIT

Neutrinos are particles that pass through your body even now as you read this. They are small enough to zip through the empty space between the electrons the nucleus of the atoms in your body.

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