TUESDAY

1. They cleared Zucotti Park of Occupiers. Things should smell better there. But where will they go?

2. Brad Pitt says he will be done with acting at age 50. I suppose Fight Club 2 is out of the question.

3. Did Jesse James really cheat with 19 women? That number seems unbelievable. This calls for a Kat Von D pic.



4. According to a CNN poll, whites think Obama is doing a lousy job while non-whites think Obama is doing a great job. I didn't need a poll to tell me that. The reality is that Obama sucks the ass of a dead wino. He is a horrible president. But he's black, so black people want to grade him on a curve. This is stupid. Sucking ass knows no color.

5. Ron Paul is now a top tier candidate according to the polls. If he wins Iowa, he wins it all. I doubt it will happen, but if it happens, it would represent a paradigm shift in the minds of the electorate.

6. FINANCIAL TIP: Short the euro.

7. The Feds are putting GPS tracking devices on people's cars. I worry that there may be one on my car. They may find out that I go to work, go to Walmart, go to Fight School, and go home. On special days, I stop at Taco Bell. The most threatening thing I do comes after Taco Bell when I violently assault the shithouse.

8. I am on the verge of breaking down and going back to Netflix. I know it is sad, but they are simply the best deal on movies at home.

9. I have adjusted to the new Google Reader. Like Netflix, it is still better than the alternatives.

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