MONDAY

1. Facebook has been hacked and deluged with porn. The problem is that it is tranny porn. Hackers need better taste in smut.

2. Newt is the new flavor of the week. It seems like everyone is going to get a turn to be everyone's favorite alternative to Mitt Romney except for Ron Paul.

3. Stem cells help regenerate damaged hearts. What people really want to know is if it will help regenerate damaged livers, so they can go back to the tequila.

4. I made a suggestion to a coworker that we start a Jerry Sandusky suicide pool. I don't see this guy ever going to trial or prison. Someone should send him instructions on how to fire a shotgun with your big toe.

5. I am super stoked over the Breaking Dawn premiere. It will be one movie closer to the end of that fucking horrible series of teen girl bullshit.

6. Sasha Grey has caused controversy because she likes to read to schoolchildren. I would make a joke, but I think I'll post this pic instead.



7. It seems Kat Von D finally woke up and realized that Jesse James is a total womanizing sleazebag. This calls for a pic.



The cool thing about Kat is that you have something to read after sex.

8. J.Lo. is a cougar on the prowl. Naturally, we have a pic.



9. I really need to get laid.

10. I will wrap it up with a vid from Miranda Lambert:

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