WEDNESDAY

1. Transformers 3 sucks so bad it makes Green Lantern look good.

2. The invention of the cellphone camera has literally changed the world. Now, you can capture every single bowel movement. How did we ever live without it?

3. GOOD NEWS--Coffee retards Alzheimer's. BAD NEWS--Beer speeds it up!

4. For Jacq:



5. For me:



6. My Gamecocks win the CWS again. Say what you will about SC, but we have some great baseball here.

7. I have to be honest about the TSA's latest embarrassment. A woman with a shit filled diaper definitely shouldn't be on a plane.

8. Large iced coffee and a multigrain bagel at Dunkin' Donuts today. $4.30. Beat that Starbucks.

9. The government wants to raise the debt ceiling, so it can incur more debt to pay for the previous debt. This is the national equivalent of paying off the MasterCard with the Visa.

10. Obama says he doesn't need congressional approval for Libya because he runs this motherfucker!

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