Random Thoughts on Various Subjects

1. KYLE BUSCH

Busch has the talent to be a champion, but his recent meltdown where he showed his ass and flipped off a NASCAR official shows that he will always be an immature prick. I was rooting for him but now. It isn't that I have great love for NASCAR officials. I don't. But these temper tantrums are just devoid of class.

2. PELOSI

Nancy Pelosi just wants to keep being the HBIC for the Democrats in the House. People need to understand. Yes, she is massively unpopular, and her face can't take another lift. Her skull would pop out if she sneezed. But who else is there? And with Obama in charge, would it matter? The Dems are in the wilderness. All the GOP has to do is hit the brake and keep the foot there until 2012. FWIW, I hope Pelosi gets the job as minority leader. She is the bitch that keeps on giving.

3. QE2

Bernanke keeps squirting gas on the embers, and the flame up will singe that beard right off his face. Remember, this was the guy that drove our economy into the toilet. Now, he gets to do it again. He is desperate to inflate a new bubble, and it is working. That new bubble is the federal government.

4. FACEBOOK EMAIL

Facebook will now do email according to rumors. I already have a Yahoo! account and a Gmail account. Now, I have this third one. I might as well see if I can get a second asshole because the asshole I have now can't handle all the shit. Just another outlet for spam.

5. USPS

The US Postal Service blew $8.5 billion. They warn they will be broke in 2011. But never fear. They will get the usual bailout they have been getting for the entirety of the existence of the USPS. The answer is to privatize and open up the market for competition. I'm sure FedEx and UPS would like to take a crack at mail. But this will never happen. It just blows the mind how failure can go on so long.

6. THE BUSH LEGACY

W. has been making the rounds selling his book and trying to rehab the image that he was a warmongering idiot. He did "the best he could." Christ fucking almighty. How hard is not invading Iraq? How hard is it to not camapign for a prescription drug entitlement? How hard is it to decide not to bail out a bunch of Wall Street fuck ups? He acts like the problem was that he faced opposition that kept him from doing the right thing, so he did the next best thing. But this is absurd. This country would have been better off if he had spent the entire eight years on the golf course. The problem isn't what he failed to do. It was what he succeeded in doing. The fact is the country would have been much better off if he had gone back to drinking and cocaine. That stupid fucker doubled the national debt and mired us in two unwinnable wars. No amount of PR is going to scrub away the shit stain that will be the Bush legacy. But if he is lucky, it will be covered over by the turd Obama is laying now.

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