WEDNESDAY

1. Big Ben might be out of the trouble Little Ben got him into. The DA will have to decide to prosecute or not. But Little Ben is on probation until that other pesky civil suit is over. Can Little Ben behave? Hell no.



2. Alan Greenspan informs us that he was right 70% of the time. The other 30% was him just mumbling and having his Fedspeak misinterpreted. Otherwise, only Chuck Norris was right more often than the Maestro.

3. The number one secret to being productive is to have a storm knock out the juice to your electronic devices.

4. Prince William may propose. PREDICTION: Two years from now, he gets beat upside the head with a golf club after a tryst with a tattooed neo-Nazi.

5. Whitney Houston is in the hospital. FWIW, I think she might outlive Lindsay Lohan.

6. Goldman releases an annual report telling how they had a moral duty to rape clients and American taxpayers and make a shitload of money. Of course, that could just be my opinion.



7. LA's mayor calls for a three day workweek for city services to address budget woes. Here's an idea--a zero day workweek. Fire the bastards.

8. If they can, the whole state should look into firing this bastard:



9. Eliot Spitzer says he might get back into politics. Unlike golf or making choppers, politics doesn't require integrity.



10. Was this chick worth it?

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