Saturday, May 19, 2012

[Buzzard County] Chapter 6

Deus ex machina

Deputy Sheriff Ralph Cox was a real bastard. When his daddy was fucking his mama, he felt his balls drain into that bitch and immediately regretted not pulling out. Nine months later, a total son of a bitch was unleashed on Buzzard County. He was not immediately a piece of shit. Children take time to develop into the evil fuckers they become later. Cox was no different. He went to school and made average grades. He played little league. Around the time of high school, he started drinking, smoking dope, and banging out whores. It was around this time that he developed a hatred for the darker races. Eventually, he would run into trouble for vandalism to an abandoned school house and go through the juvenile justice system and reform school. He would be raped by an older boy that proved traumatic to young Ralph except somewhere deep in his mind he actually liked it. Later, he would rape an 11-year-old in much the same way that he had been raped. Ralph Cox would leave those environs with his juvenile record expunged. With a clean record, he was able to become first a city policeman for the town of Buzzard and eventually a deputy sheriff under Buzzard's very own legend, Buster Nutt.

Being a sadistic piece of shit should disqualify almost anyone from a career in law enforcement, but it doesn't. Such jobs actually attract people like Ralph Cox. Now, Cox had his latest victim. This Connecticut Yankee sitting in his car didn't know it, but he was going to give Ralph a blow job. Ralph had a bit of cocaine he was going to plant in the man's car, but he was going to let this man suck his way out of his dilemma. Ralph had done this many times before. There was something strangely satisfying about turning an out-of-town straight man into a cocksucker. It thrilled Ralph's soul like nothing in this world. Being a cop was a glorious thing.

"I need you to step out of the vehicle, Mr. Hunt," Ralph said.

Mike Hunt reached to unbuckle his seatbelt.

"Awwww, fuck!!"

There was commotion and racket. Mike felt the side of his car smash as he heard Cox scream. Mike looked up to see Cox's body dragged and shredded on the highway by a monster truck. The side of his BMW was bathed in blood from the sheriff's deputy. The huge 4-wheel-drive Chevy kept trucking down the interstate as if nothing happened. Mike went to open his door, but it would not budge. He exited out the passenger side of the vehicle and walked to where Cox lay on the ground gasping blood and vomit.

"Big Troy. . ." Cox gasped. "Big Troy."

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