Thursday, April 26, 2012

TRUE SHIT--Ernest Borgnine and Ethel Merman

Ernest Borgnine and Ethyl Merman were married in 1964. The marriage lasted 32 days. There is a lot of conjecture as to why the marriage was so short. Borgnine claimed that Merman could not withstand his larger billing as a star, and her ego was shattered. The reality is worse than this. Much worse.

It is reported that Borgnine gave Merman a Dutch Oven on their wedding night. This involves ripping off a nasty fart and then pulling the covers over the head of your bed partner forcing him or her to inhale the stench. This fact has not been officially verified. Merman's only commentary on the marriage was a single blank page in her autobiography.

True shit.

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