Confirmed Bachelor

confirmed bachelor
(Noun)A heterosexual male who does not want to have children and is not willing to put up with the BS women cause in a relationship. A man who understands that while marriage brings advantages to women and children, there is nothing he can get from marriage that he can't get unmarried. With a divorce rate of 50% and men getting the shaft in divorce court, a "confirmed bachelor" is a man who will not let women and the courts play him for a fool.

I came across this definition while surfing the net. It describes me accurately.

I can tell you the primary reason I never want to marry. I don't feel like being a slave to a woman and her children. That's it. Being a husband and a father means working your ass off to provide for a wife and kids who nag the shit out of you and consider you a failure and a loser because you don't buy them more shit. This is why women want men to marry them. They want a man to provide them with financial stability.

I'm not interested in this arrangement. It is stupid. I hear from married men all the time how much they envy my bachelorhood. I had a 60-year-old married man tell me marriage was a mistake and to never do it. I see married men and their absolute misery.

Marriage is a con game and a trap. Most married women cheat by all the stats I have ever read. You are likely to go through a divorce that will cost you dearly, or you may opt to stay because it is "cheaper to keep her." I knew a guy whose marriage had ended years ago but was still married to his wife. They even shared a house but slept in separate rooms and dated other people. They stayed together in that arrangement for the sake of their kid and because it was too much bother. They just didn't love each other anymore. They were roommates who had a kid together.

George Clooney is a confirmed bachelor. He was married once, and that pretty much settled it for him. He vowed to never tie the knot again, and he has stuck with that. He seems very happy to me. Charlie Sheen should learn a lesson from Clooney.

I'm not marriage material. My recent break up is precisely for this reason. I can't commit. I can't think of one single good reason why any man should ever get married. He is almost always going to be the sucker in that deal.

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