Random Thoughts on Various Subjects

1. CRAIG

The guy turns out to be a fag. So what? Of course, the guy is one of those family values GOP fuckheads, so maybe he is getting what he deserves.

For the record, I do not have a secret life. I love to fuck women.

2. VICK

The man apologizes for running a dog fighting ring. He is already trying to rehabilitate himself, but I am afraid his NFL career is over. Gambling was his number one sin, and he will pay dearly for it.

3. JUNIOR

Won't make the Chase. Sorry 'bout it.

4. NORTH KOREA

Has promised to halt nuclear production. Sure. I believe that one.

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