Google Trends

1. patti davis playboy



People must really want to jerk off to this. Not sure why.

2. solheim cup sunday pairings

Women's golf. BORING!!

3. all fall down



This song blows.

4. vinayaka chavithi katha

Hindus run the internet and blast it wide open with their elephant god bullshit. In the future, I will exclude all Indian bullshit from the Google Trends feature. Cows should not be worshipped. They should be eaten with special sauce on a sesame seed bun.

5. ricky james

Rick James was a Funk Music superstar. But Ricky James is a funky off-road driver who is moving to the superstar status even if he has to roll into the spotlight from his wheelchair. Ricky James is a paraplegic but that's barely a hurdle on his radar. Ricky is too tricky to let a wheelchair stop him. Enjoy a few minutes with a great athlete who happens to drive.

6. vinayaka chavithi pooja vidhanam

See item #4.

7. jasmine fiore body

TMZ had a pic of the suitcase, but they took it back down. I never saw it.

8. antwon tanner

Two bit TV actor busted for selling SS numbers. I suppose One Tree Hill doesn't pay shit in syndication.

9. max baer

Former actor Max Baer Jr. is contemplating the purchase of the Silver Club in Sparks and transforming the property into Jethro's Beverly Hillbillies Hotel and Casino. Sparks Mayor Geno Martini tells the "Reno Gazette-Journal" that Baer has discussed the matter with City of Sparks staff and at least three city council members. Baer played the character of Jethro on the 1960's TV sitcom "The Beverly Hillbillies." The Silver Club is now closed and is one of six casinos in Nevada owned by Harold Holder that have filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy reorganization.

I wonder if they will have possum stew.

10. ganesh chaturthi pooja

More Indian bullshit.

This my second Google Trends article, and I have come to the conclusion that people use the internet secondarily to look up trivial shit they see on TV. The primary thing they look at is porn.

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