The Dark Side

Once upon a time, I had a piece of shit friend named Danny. He was a scumbag, but my opinion of him has improved considerably since that time.

Danny taught me about the Dark Side. This was his term for it not mine. I don't see anything dark about it at all. And what is the Dark Side? It is the world of sex without love. It is fucking without commitment. It is a beautiful thing.

Danny started out like a lot of guys wanting love. He married young. He got a good job. He bought a house and had a kid. Then the wife went on a drug and sex spree that cost him everything. She was doing everybody and everything. From the ashes of this disappointment, a dark lord of the Sith was born. Heh heh. . .

There really is nothing funny about this, but I like what Danny did. He fucked all his wife's friends, divorced her, and that was it. He became a mercenary. He gave up on love. For a brief period, he tried his hand at another relationship. But he got scorched again and went over to the Dark Side permanently.

This may seem scandalous, but what is the alternative? The man was not born this way. He was made this way. Then, he taught me his tricks.

Basically, the bars are full of lonely women. Your only barrier to getting laid is your level of morality. If a woman is in a bar, she is there to have sex. What other reason would she have for being there? Buy her a beer, talk a little shit, and then go back to her place. It's just that easy.

The sex will be meaningless and empty, but you'll have a good time. You haven't hurt anybody, and you can go on the next day with a smile on your face and no regrets.

People will toss up the spectre of STD's, but being monogamous is no protection. You're only as safe as your partner's honesty which is sadly lacking in today's relationships. Cheating is so rampant that over 80% of all marriages are tainted by infidelity. (Google this if you don't believe it.) The best thing to do is to use protection even if you are in a relationship. The alternative is celibacy.

So, what do I think of this scoundrel of the Dark Side? I think he is a standup guy because he isn't a hypocrite. He is honest about what he does and why he does it. He doesn't hurt anybody, and he doesn't get hurt. He accepted the rules of the game and embraced it for what it is. Why should he feel guilty? And the women love him for it.

Men are waking up to the reality. Being a swinging bachelor is where it is at. Don't believe the lies of love and family. Give in to your anger. Come to the Dark Side.

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