Monday, May 15, 2006

Rethinking Sports Unionism (Part 2): A Public Sector Union / No Strike Alternative?

In my last post on this subject, I sketched some of the problems caused by player unions in a “mature” sports industry. Although at least one kind and thoughtful commenter found my argument “ridiculous,” I stand by the assertion that sports unions have gone astray. They concentrate too much on defending and protecting wrongdoers and not enough on the best interests of fans and their sports as a whole (in real sense, sacrificing players’ long run interests for the sake of the short run). In this post, I discuss a negative feature of the current model of sports unionism that, to be fair, can’t be blamed on unions alone: Strikes and Lockouts. (In fact, the owners, who have over the years engaged in shady bargaining tactics as well as outright collusion, have historically probably been more to blame). Regardless of who is to blame, however, the negative effects of a player strike or management initiated lock-out in the major sports (baseball, football, and to a lesser degree, basketball and hockey) are undeniable.

The worst thing that could possibly happen to America, other than a terrorist strike or an outbreak of Bird Flu, is a season-ending strike / lockout in football or baseball. While a football strike seems to have been averted (for at least the next six years), there is a fair chance that the widening Mitchell Steroids Probe could lead to labor strife in baseball by this winter. That would be a disaster for baseball, and for the country. A season-stopping strike or lock-out has far reaching economic and non-economic effects. Not only would businesses directly dependent on the league suffer (TV stations, memorabilia sellers, etc.), businesses that indirectly are affected (restaurants, bars, parking lots near stadiums) lose money too. And the psychological impact of a strike on communities across the country is severe. We look to sports as one of the few common passions in an increasingly divided society; the loss of even part of a season will leave us, for lack of better phraseology, collectively depressed.

Under the NLRA, sports unions have a right to strike, and the leagues have an equal right to lock out employees. But not all unions have such a right. It is illegal for federal employees to strike, as the Air Traffic Controllers learned in 1981. In many jurisdictions, other public sector unions like police and firefighter unions can’t strike either. In exchange for not having the right to deploy these tools of economic conflict, public sector unions and employers are afforded the right to “interest arbitration.” This is different than the “rights arbitration” currently available to sports unions/players. Under the current model, a covered employee or the union can seek to arbitrate a dispute about the meaning of the CBA (that is, what rights the CBA provides). Public sector unions, lacking the right to strike, may instead, at impasse, demand arbitration of their actual substantive disputes. The interest arbitrator sets the terms for the next CBA.

I think this model would both work in and be appropriate for the sports industry. A federal statute (amending the NLRA) would no doubt be necessary, and this brief post is not meant to outline all of the issues that would be involved in drafting and enforcing such a statute. While police, fire, or railway workers are barred from striking due to concerns about transportation and first-responder infrastructure, for players’ unions it would be a concern about the pecuniary and non-pecuniary externalities of athlete strikes that would justify a move towards the public-sector “interest arbitration” model.

Bradley S. Albert and Brian K. Albert proposed the public-sector model in their article on the non-statutory labor exemption in sports, which can be found at 2 Sports Lawyers Journal 185 (1995); their abstract can be found here. That proposal should be revisited, and I hope it does not take a baseball strike next year to make that clear.

Minor League Replacement Umps Getting it Wrong?

At Workplace Prof Blog, Law Prof Jeff Hirsch of Tennessee discusses the minor league umpire strike, which I commented on here. Professor Hirsch links to a Knoxville News Sentinel article that asserts that minor league replacement umpires (largely college and high school umps) have been making bad calls at a higher rate than the regular umps. The News Sentinel article goes so far as to imply that prospect Delmon Young, suspended for throwing a bat at an umpire, did so (at least in some part) because of bad calls by replacements. With all due respect to the News Sentinel, the few anecdotes cited hardly seem to support the proposition that replacement umps are making more bad calls. It's entirely possible the regular umps make just as many bad calls; we just were not watching them as closely.

Joe Montana Says the NFL Treats Former Players Unfairly

Joe Montana is complaining about the way he and former players are being treated by the NFL. In an interview with Peter Kerasotis of Florida Today, whose column was reprinted this past weekend in USA Today ("Montana rips NFL's treatment of former players"), Montana asserts that (1) the NFL unfairly compensates former players for appearances, (2) the NFL has fought him "tooth and nail" over workers' compensation issues and (3) the NFL doesn't care about former players who can barely walk now. Here are some excerpts from Peter's column:

  • For an appearance this year at the Super Bowl in Detroit, the NFL provided former Super Bowl MVPs with $1,000 for incidental expenses, as well as first-class airplane tickets, a hotel room, a Cadillac to use, and two tickets to the game as well as tickets to other parties and NFL functions. Montana confirmed the $1,000 offer and called it "an embarrassment. A thousand dollars? That's all? They should have been embarrassed to offer guys just a thousand dollars. What are you going to be able to do with just a thousand dollars?"
  • Montana previously had neck surgery and foresees future knee surgery as well. He says the NFL's fight with him over workers' compensation "went all the way to the California Supreme Court, and I won. Twice they've stopped payment, and I've had to fight them again. Just a few months before this last Super Bowl they stopped payment again. Then they want me to skip my boys' basketball games to help them out."
  • Regarding the general treatment of former players, Montana had this to say: "You know what makes me mad? The way they treat former players. Not just me. But some of those old guys, too, those guys who can barely move and walk. But that's the NFL. They want you to do stuff for them, but they don't want to do anything for you, not without getting their money. A few years ago, I wanted them to do something for a charity I was doing for kids. It was like I was just another guy. They wanted me to pay full fee."

As I read this column I couldn't help but think, why is Montana ripping the NFL and not those who represent him and former players against the NFL? Why would Montana feel that the NFL should "give back" to the former players? Is it so unusual for an employer to fight workers' comp. claims? If, in fact, he and former players are not being fairly treated by the NFL with respect to appearances, sponsorships and workers' comp. issues as he suggests, shouldn't his beef lie with his agent and the NFLPA instead?

In some respects this issue ties in with Geoff Rapp's recent post regarding the role of sports unions today, in which he asserts that unions relentlessly protect "superstar" insiders at the expense of outsiders. As part of the collective bargaining process, it is typical for unions and employers to negotiate various levels of benefits and protections for retirees. While Geoff was referring to amateur players yet to become members of the union as "outsiders," former players could also be considered as outsiders. Maybe their interests deserve greater consideration by the unions too?

Sunday, May 14, 2006

Should College Women Athletes Practice Against Men?

Michelle Hosick of The NCAA News has an interesting piece about the progress of legislation in the NCAA that would authorize womens' sports teams to practice against male athletes in scrimmages and the like. At their April meetings, the Division I and Division II Management Councils referred the matter to committees for further study. The article does a good job of sketching the arguments on both sides of this issue. On the one hand, allowing womens' teams starters to practice against male athletes means that "bench" players from the womens' teams, to whom those practice duties would otherwise fall, get a more limited participation opportunity. On the other hand, bringing in the best male athletes to practice against female athletes might elevate the level of competition in female college sports. These two sides, of course, reflect two very different views of college athletics: Are college athletics meant to provide participation opportunities, or are they meant to produce the most competititve and profitable product for televised consumption?

Saturday, May 13, 2006

Random Thoughts on Various Subjects

1. Magician David Blaine almost drowned in his fishbowl stunt. Of course, I think calling him a magician is straining that term a bit. He's gotten Houdini's art of self-promotion down, but Houdini could actually do something cool like escape from a milk can. Blaine's singular talent these days is pissing through a tube while sitting in a confined space. As Chris Rock put it, "Where's the magic in that?"
2. Does anyone still think the Republican Party is still the party of smaller government?
3. Certain elements of the Catholic community are concerned that The Da Vinci Code might damage the image of the church and promote heresy. I have to wonder where these people were when all those Catholic priests were molesting and fucking little boys and girls.
4. When I tell people that I'm a libertarian, they invariably invoke the name of Neal Boortz who IMHO is no libertarian at all. I've listened to Boortz's show on a couple of occasions, and the man is simply too beholden to his Republican listeners to be a true libertarian. Most of the time, he is indistinguishable from Rush Limbaugh.
5. Qwest deserves accolades for saying no to the NSA's request for phone records and info. I'm sure they were just covering their asses more than standing on principle, but it's refreshing nonetheless.
6. Dale Jr. is looking good. He just might win the championship this year.
7. The Poseidon Adventure did not need a remake. The original was a great flick that cannot be improved upon. Though it ain't The Godfather, Hackman and Borgnine were the shit. Hollywood is desperate to infuse some spirit into the soulless CGI shit they make these days. They need to return to great storytelling.
8. I recently read that it takes seven gallons of fossil fuels to make eight gallons of ethanol. That does not include shipping the ethanol to where it needs to go. The only way it could ever get off the ground is with heavy subisidizing from the federal government. Much of this will go to farmers and others lining up at the trough. It's all just Washington bullshit meant to waste taxpayer's money to buy the votes of Midwestern voters.
Here's a good article on the topic:

Things I Hate Doing

I'm a pretty busy guy. Most of my time is consumed by work followed by my studies and my writing. I strive to live every day in a blur of activity. This is because I believe in the Aristotelian principle that happiness comes from a life of productive activity. Unfortunately, that life of productive activity is often interrupted by necessary things that have to be done. But I hate having to do them all the same. Here's the list:
 
1. Taking a shit.
 
It never fails. When I am right in the middle of a project, I will feel the urge to purge. I will have to give birth to a blind eel. I will have to beach a whale. I will have to drop the kids off at the pool. These are all euphemisms for taking a shit.
 
Taking a shit is not a pleasure. It is a chore. I do it and try to get it over with. I don't keep reading material in the bathroom. I don't sit there working on enlarging my hemorrhoids while perusing a moldy Sports Illustrated. I gun that shit and get out of there. My life happens outside of the bathroom not in it. I think of all the time I have spent on the can and that is time that could have been spent doing things I really enjoy like downloading porn. But this biological necessity demands my daily attention, and I have no desire to have a colostomy bag hanging off of me as a substitute.
 
2. Taking a shower.
 
This also sucks. Bathing is something I do mostly for other people. My funk tolerance is much higher than that of family, friends, and coworkers esp. when the funk is my own. But I keep washing my dirty ass every damn day. Some days I will even do it twice!!
 
I have managed to take a bit of the drudgery out of this chore by having a radio in the bathroom. It is permatuned to the NPR news station, so I am able to catch up on world events while I shave and shower. I have seriously considered upgrading to Sirius, so I can have some wider programming (Howard Stern.)
 
3. Eating.
 
This is another biological imperative except I do it a lot which may explain why I am so damn fat. But this doesn't mean I like doing it. Most of the time I combine eating with some other activity like driving or surfing the net. I can tell you that breakfast is eaten at the computer and dinner is eaten behind the wheel of the car. I don't eat lunch because it makes me want to take a nap. I normally eat a PowerBar or something and keep going.
 
4. Grocery shopping.
 
This really blows. I do my grocery shopping at Wal-Mart because it is so damn cheap. This undoubtedly comes from the employment of small children, the enslavement of Indonesian sex slaves, and the destruction of wide swaths of Brazilian rain forest or whatever else the Left alleges. But the downside of all this capitalist atrocity is that there are a lot of people in Wal-Mart, and I can't move for their fat asses. This is undoubtedly the fault of McDonald's which makes hamburgers from human flesh and tortures the potatoes before slicing them into fries and dropping them into the vegetable oil that is purposely loaded with extract of plutonium to give people cancer. This is just good business.
 
To make a long story short, I want grocery shopping to be fast and easy but because food is so popular (and will probably continue to be this way) I spend my Saturdays in frustration trying to get all my shit done and still have time left over to do other things like taking a shower or maybe dropping the kids off at the pool. Hell is clinching a turtlehead while waiting three spaces back in the checkout line at Wally World.
 
Yes, folks, my life is sheer agony. It sucks to be me. But I still manage to live with this endless torture usually with a lot whining thrown in. I call this an "agony transfer." If I can't feel good, I can at least take some small pleasure in the fact that I was able to annoy someone else with my pathetic complaints. Right now, that person is probably you.
 
Have a good weekend.
 

Growing Italian Soccer Scandal

Yesterday, Italy's paramilitary police, the Carabinieri, searched the offices of Italy's soccer federation in connection with a growing corruption scandal involving, primarily, "sports fraud." Managers of some of Italy's most widely loved teams, including AC Milan and Juventus, are suspected of fixing matches and conspiring to appoint particular referees for particular assignments. The (London) Times has a good narrative of the scandal, along with speculation about its potential impact on Italy's world cup hopes, here. An interesting feature of European soccer is that even top franchises like Juventus can be effectively "demoted" to the minor leagues. My understanding is that such a thing would typically happen if there were a series of bad years; but it seems also available as a punitive measure.