TUESDAY

1. Taco Bell has "beefless" beef. You gotta love when the government that declares an "end to combat operations" in Iraq lectures a private company about their slippery use of language.

2. I have been accused of spilling "shitless" bullshit here at the C-blog. I want to lay those claims to rest by declaring that all my posts have 25% more shit in them.

3. TIP: If you are playing in the NFL playoffs, you don't get to leave the field under your own power. You must leave unconscious on a stretcher. Anything less will lead to you being called a pussy by your own team. Of course, it would help if the offensive line didn't let the QB get sacked in the first place.

4. I have to post this:



5. State of the Union tonight. I will post my response to the speech. I expect Obama to milk the Tuscon strategy and to try and sound tough on fiscal and economic policy. Of course, Obama on fiscal matters is about as ludicrous as Bill Clinton on fidelity.

6. It is exceedingly difficult to find a clean pic of porn star Stoya:



7. Rahm is back on the ballot. Of course, he may still be disqualified even if he wins. TIP FOR RAHM: You need to find that guy that forged Obama's birth certificate. I know he can forge a backdated lease for you.

8. Shitt Romney is the Republican frontrunner. Someone should forge a birth certificate showing that he was born in Kenya.

9. I don't think this is covered under ObamaCare:



10. Here's that 25% more shit I promised:

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