THURSDAY

1. Charlie Sheen is in the hospital today. This will be a speed bump on his road to self-destruction. I think this is all caused by the fact that the cute kid on his show has grown up to be an obnoxious teenager that makes the other teen girls want to puke. The lesson from all this is don't put kids on your TV show.

2. Speaking of self-destruction, rumor has it that Everett Bogue might have to get a real job.

3. Frank Gehry has designed another building. It sucks. It is the waste of what would have been a good parking lot.

4. You know you are getting old when your jokes stop being funny and start sounding like profound wisdom.

5. Alberto Contador was stripped of his TDF title for doping. Then, they gave the win to the next doper in line.

6. Lance Armstrong is right. I don't believe in miracles.

7. You can always tell the ones who are fixing to run for president because they always begin by pandering to corn farmers. Ethanol is a great idea every four years.

8. It is not spending. It is "investment." Corn subsidies are an "investment."

9. Corporations are not persons. Of course, this all changes in regard to taxes. Then, they can enjoy the full rights that the rest of us have to pay for all those "investments." And they wonder why corporations go overseas to escape the largest corporate tax in the world.

10. Two weeks is too fucking long to wait for a Super Bowl. PLAY THE DAMN GAME!!

BONUS: Chad Ochocinco is changing his last name back to Johnson. No word if he will have "85" tats removed as well.

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