An Open Letter To President Barack Obama On The Meaning of the Midterm Elections

Dear Mr. President,

Right now, you are probably asking yourself a question. How did this happen? How did I fail to communicate? How did I fail to get my message out? You poor dumb bastard. Mr. President, you did get your message out. The American people got the message loud and clear. You are an out of touch arrogant fucktard who thinks he can run this country and our lives better than we can. Rejecting this message, the people have sent you a message--ENOUGH.

We have had enough of bailouts, government stimulus, and Obamacare. In short, we have had enough of bloated big government that is now bankrupting this country. You have had an important opportunity to lead and do the right things, and you have blown it. Now, we just count down the days when we can vote your ass out in 2012. Even Democrats wonder if they should have went with Hillary instead of your sorry ass.

But there are a few things you can do to redeem yourself. You can get us out of Iraq and Afghanistan. That would make me happy. It would also go a long way towards balancing the budget and helping our economy. Surely, the GOP will call you weak for becoming a dove, but there are many Republicans who want the wars to end. You will get bipartisan support on this. And you will actually earn that Nobel you got.

There's not much else you can do going forward. It would help if you stopped bailing out your rich friends. You have no chance of passing any big government programs now, so you can drop that shit. It all goes back to those fruitless senseless wars that you have tremendous power to do something about. So, my message is clear. DO IT. Be the peace president. Live up to the promises you made in 2008. You've got two years left before your ass is fired. Make them count.

Sincerely,

C.

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