WEDNESDAY

1. Iran launches a rocket. The equivalent of a middle finger to Israel and the US.

2. Toyota sucks. I will still keep my car.

3. Video games are the cause of autism. Gamers have poor social skills (and hygiene.)

4. Hygiene is overrated. Roll with the funk.

5. Election day can't get here fast enough.

6. A panhandling bum declined to take a personal check from me. He was strictly cash or money order. He said I could also donate through PayPal on his blog.

7. John McCain fears homosexuals. This lends more credibility to the rumor that he was sodomized in Hanoi.

8. I feel sorry for fans of Lost. They have devoted years to a saga that will surely end in massive suckage.

9. War is a drug.

10. Caffeine is also a drug. Time for coffee.

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