Random Thoughts on Various Subjects

1. Ann Coulter shoved her foot in her mouth all the way to the knee by claiming that some 9/11 widows had made out well from their husbands' deaths. What can I say? Coulter is a skank.

2. A co-worker gave me a copy of Penthouse, but it was extremely disappointing. The July 2006 issue did not have the quality of smut that I have grown to expect from that mag. There was no lesbian spread. There was no hot nubile blonde taking it from some well hung stud. The centerfold lacked the gynecological eye view that is the staple of being a Penthouse Pet.

What gives? I suspect Penthouse is trying to broaden its audience being savaged by the likes of Maxim and FHM. What a waste. The publishers should start a new mag targeted at this demographic and leave Penthouse alone. As it stands, I'm switching to Hustler.

3. Another accusation against Lance Armstrong. No big surprise. Folks, I truly believe that Lance is dirty. There can't be that many people willing to risk his litigious wrath by fabricating this shit. Lance believers should be lumped in with the folks who refuse to acknowledge that professional wrestling is fake.

4. People can't understand why I support Andre Bauer. Bauer is a gift from God Himself. You have a politician who is totally addicted to his perks and abuses them, gives constant examples of what a slimebag politicians are, and he has no power whatsoever as lieutenant governor. How can a libertarian not like this guy? He is the gift that keeps on giving.

5. Congess is debating raising the minimum wage. Economic illiteracy triumphs once again. Why not raise the minimum wage to $1 million per year, and we can all be rich? Fucking idiots.

6. The Carolina Hurricanes won the Stanley Cup. Not a single sportsfan at work made a comment about this. Not one.

MEMO TO THE NHL: Go back North. You're losing money down here.

7. CURRENT READING: Give Me a Break by John Stossel.

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