THURSDAY

1. Floyd Landis slings shit on Lance Armstrong for the sake of money, desperation, or what have you. Do I believe Floyd? Yes. He is the Jose Canseco of professional cycling.

2. For the record, I have never used performance enhancing drugs. Of course, if caffeine is included in the list, I am dirty.

3. The easiest way to test for caffeine doping is to test the gallon of piss produced in an hour.

4. Megan Fox is off Transformers 3. That really sucks. I was seeing an Oscar for that role.

5. Rand Paul wins the primary. Will he win the general election? Hard to tell. He is popular, but he is a libertarian. The simple reality is that the USA is not a libertarian nation, and the leftards will go after Rand really hard. My advice? Do like his dad and stick to his principles. Rand tries to soften his message, but it won't work. But if the people of Kentucky like him, that is all that matters. Lose on principle. That is always a victory.

6. I really hate Rachel Maddow. Leftards only know how to argue one way. They only care to misrepresent what you stand for instead of dealing with the fact that they are wrong.

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