WEDNESDAY

1. The American people have no problem with government paying for their healthcare. They do have a problem with the government deciding what healthcare they should get. Basically, they want the buffet but not the check.

2. Lindsey Graham is a fucktard.

3. It would be really cool to see a Dodgers-Yankees World Series.

4. Rush Limbaugh doesn't get to own a football team. Black football players rejoice.

5. Dow back at 10,000. Time to cash out sending it back down to oblivion.

6. The Gamecocks will be a speed bump for the Crimson Tide.

7. I wonder if Arnold will beat Maria's ass for cellphone yammering while driving.

8. Today, I yammered on my cellphone, sent some texts, searched the radio, and ate dinner all while behind the wheel of my car. Take that, fuckers!!!

9. I'd like to see Rush Limbaugh and Michael Moore in a sumo fight.

10. If I got the Nobel Peace Prize, I would give every penny of it to the NRA. Or I might keep it and spend it on strippers and liquor.

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