SUNDAY

1. I felt the Tide roll. Luckily, no cash was wagered.

2. The Gators almost lost to the Razorbacks. I think they will lose the number one spot.

3. Junior has run out of excuses. He has a good car. He has a different crew chief. He sucks as a driver. His talent is exhausted. Hendrick should have stuck with Busch.

4. I might as well shit on Delhomme while I'm at it. The Panthers really suck, and I am not happy about it.

5. I make up my twits on Twitter because the truth is I don't do anything all day except work and shit.

6. We need a cure for cancer. We also need a cure for laziness. Cancer will be cured first.

7. I think I produce enough flatulence each day to recharge my cellphone. If only someone would invent a way to harness that untapped energy.

8. Ran out of ink for my printer. H-P could give away the printers for free and make it all back on those ink cartridges they charge too much for.

9. Shakespeare did it for the money.

10. We can show up to work 10-12 hours per day, but we can't spare an hour for the gym.

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