THURSDAY

1. Eric Schmidt is out as Google CEO as Larry Page steps up to the plate. One thing is for sure. No one worries about Brin or Page getting pancreatic cancer.

2. George Clooney contracted malaria after visiting Sudan. Let's hope that's all he caught.

3. Kat Von D and Jesse James are getting married. It has to be the tattoos. If Sandra Bullock had consented to looking like the wall of a public restroom, she could have kept her man.



4. I wonder if she will get Jesse's name tattooed on her ass? Or would that be foolish?

5. MEMO TO KAT: Just call it an "open" relationship because it will be.

6. I pick the Steelers to beat the Jets and the Packers to beat the Bears. But no cash will be wagered. I know better.

7. People love Ricky Gervais. It was time those fucknuts got some hard truth in a place other than the gossip rags.

8. Anne Hathaway is perfect for the role of Catwoman. She is so fucking hot. There is also a rumor that she knows how to act, too.



9. Goddammit, this blog is not for posting endless pictures of eye candy chicks!!!

10. Okay, here's another one:

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