Unlimited Paid Vacation

Unlimited Vacation Time Not A Dream For Some

This is the stupidest shit I have ever heard of--giving workers unlimited paid vacation. Here's the clincher:

Of course, Sanicola says this is limited to white-collar professionals. He's never heard of it for hourly employees; you can imagine a factory shutting down without a steady stream of workers.

No shit.

Here is the real deal, folks. Most white collar workers are useless pieces of shit. Only in the bizarro world of Corporate America can such a crazy idea actually be considered. The reason you can give these fuckers unlimited paid vacation is because they already have it. These fucks are paid to do nothing. This only takes it the extra step and lets them off the hook for actually having to show up.

Why do we pay these people? What is it that they do? And how important can it be when we can pay them not to do it?

As anyone who reads my blog or talks to me knows, I am pretty merciless on the white collar world of middle managers, useless academics, and parasitic bureaucrats. These people do not have real jobs. And the reason blue collar people aren't paid to take unlimited vacations is because we need them to do the work that matters. They are indispensable. One day, people are going to wake up to this stupidity and throw these useless lazy bums out into the street. These people deserve unlimited vacation. They just don't deserve the pay.

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