Random Thoughts on Various Subjects

1. Kevin Harvick edged out Mark Martin to win the Daytona 500. Despite the loss, I think Martin would be an idiot to leave racing. I think the old man has a lot left in him.

2. The IDIOT OF THE WEEK award has to go to Britney Spears. I don't think she was stupid to shave her head or get those tats, but she surely has shit for brains to destroy her life with drugs and alcohol with the likes of the Skank Pack--Paris Hilton, Nicole Ritchie, and Lindsay Lohan. Britney needs to sober up, clean up, hire a personal trainer, and get back to working. In short, she needs to quit being a stupid bitch.

In a sidenote, K-Fed is looking like the responsible one. Britney should take him back. I never thought I would write that, but there it is.

3. Dick Cheney is rattling the sword against Iran. The only problem is that the tip of that sword was broken off in the Iraq clusterfuck. The vice president would be advised to just shut his mouth for the time being.

4. A Wal-Mart in Irmo may not be built because there's some sort of rare species of weevil found there. I shit you not. I read it in this week's Free Times. Progress halted for the sake of a bug.

5. YouTube has been hit by a bunch of copyright bullshit, so some of the vids on the blog here may be inoperable. I apologize, but there's nothing I can do about it. Blame Viacom.

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