THURSDAY

1. Can marijuana kill you? Only if you douse yourself with gasoline before lighting your blunt.

2. Running an unarmed person down and blasting them away is definitely self defense. We call this "preemptive murder."

3. Santorum endorses Obama over Romney. I think Rick hates Mormons.

4. I am just like an Etch-a-Sketch except there are no knobs and the screen has a giant middle finger on it.

5. I keep hearing the Echo and the Bunnymen song "Lips Like Sugar" in my head. Never goes away. NEVER.

6. The lyrics:

She Floats Like A Swan
Grace On The Water
Lips Like Sugar
Lips Like Sugar
Just When You Think You've Caught Her
She Glides Across The Water
She Calls For You Tonight
To Share This Moonlight

You'll Flow Down Her River
She'll Ask You And You'll Give Her

Lips Like Sugar
Sugar Kisses
Lips Like Sugar
Sugar Kisses

She Knows What She Knows
I Know What She's Thinking
Sugar Kisses
Sugar Kisses
Just When You Think She's Yours
She's Flown To Other Shores
To Laugh At How You Break
And Melt Into This Lake

You'll Flow Down Her River
But You'll Never Give Her

She'll Be My Mirror
Reflect What I Am
A Loser And A Winner
The King Of Siam
And My Siamese Twin
Alone On The River
Mirror Kisses

7. Yes, I miss the eighties. 1980 was an especially good year.

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