TUESDAY

1. My throat hurts, and I have spent the day asleep. My sinuses are clogged. I feel like hammered shit. It is so hard to blog when all you want to do is go back to bed.

2. Mitt wins New Hampshire as expected. I expect him to run the table with Ron Paul showing a strong second as he continues to push his message. The Establishment marches on.

3. It is probably too late for me to switch and endorse Mitt in hopes for a sweet political job. Right now, I would only merit Magic Mormon Underwear Washer.

4. Another minimalist blogger bites the dust. This time it was the guy who does Minimal Linux. I'd share the link, but the site has been nuked. As good and as popular as minimalism is, it is pretty bad for blogging material over the long haul.

5. I have to admit that the easiest way I could simplify my life would be to stop blogging.

6. If your last name is not Romney or Paul, save your cash and drop out. This definitely means you Rick Perry.

7. The Italians bring back the Dodge Dart. Because it is Italian it will suck. Talk about duping the public. Take a venerable brand and put it on a dogshit car. I think I will take an AMC Pacer and rebrand it as a Ferrari.

8. I think we can forget Rick Santorum now.

9. Stephen Hawking says that we face inevitable nuclear holocaust and must colonize space. What he does not understand is that we can nuke space colonies, too. And we will.

10. When atheists bash on Tim Tebow, they come off looking like dicks. TIP: Don't do this.

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