Things That Need To Be Said

-The iPhone works great at everything but being a phone. Buy the iPod touch instead and get a cheap phone from Verizon.

-McCain was Bush. Obama was Bill Clinton. Except he wasn't.

-It's not a massager.

-Oxiclean was invented to remove love stains from bed sheets.

-Google Chrome beats Firefox because of incognito mode.

-The 4-Hour Workweek is the 40-Hour Workweek minus goofing off on the internet.

-The iPad is an iPod touch with a bigger screen. Of course, that has already been said.

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