Random Thoughts on Various Subjects

1. GEORGE CLOONEY

George Clooney busted up with Sarah Larson after one year. Not sure why. There's a lot of speculation that she pissed George off by talking publicly about their relationship or because pictures are surfacing on the internet of Larson in the nude. Who knows? I just know that Clooney is always going to be a bachelor. Smart guy.

2. GREAT RACHAEL RAY QUOTE

I've just sort of gone with the flow and I ended up here. Crazy. I'm not going to start planning anything, my life is way better than anybody could have planned it.

Amazing woman.

3. SCOTT McCLELLAN

I'm glad that McClellan wrote a tell-all book where he drops all the shit he knows on Bush. What I think is ludicrous is the idea that this guy is a "hero." He is an opportunist cashing in on a bestseller.

4. GAS PRICES

I shy away from economic predictions because they are almost always wrong. But I hope George Soros is right when he says that gas and oil prices are in a speculative bubble that will pop. I think we will see cheap gas again.

5. CHARLIE SHEEN

Charlie Sheen is an idiot for getting married again. He is still dealing with shit from the last marriage. Glutton for punishment. This will be his third trip to the altar.

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